Make the Horchata: Toast the rice, peanuts, and cinnamon sticks on medium heat until fragrant. Soak for 4 hours or overnight. Drain, then blend with peanut butter and cold water. Strain, sweeten to taste, and chill. Rim glasses with peanut butter and crushed peanuts. Keep inverted in the fridge until serving.
Prepare the Towels: Blend cooked rice with chia and flax seeds (no water). Oil your hands and mold the dough into small balls. Flatten into thin rounds in a lightly oiled skillet, cooking each side until set. While warm, roll them into towel shapes.
Make the Drizzle Sauce: Combine peanut butter, miso dressing, soy sauce, pepper, and gochujang. Mix until smooth and transfer to a squeeze bottle. Keep at room temperature to prevent thickening.
Form the Hot Stones: Blend cooked rice, peanut butter, cocoa powder, chia, and flax seeds until dough forms. Add stevia and crushed peanuts, then shape into balls. Roll in rice krispies and refrigerate to set.
Cook the Peanut Chicken Curry: In a dry skillet, cook the chicken until browned. Add onion, garlic, and habanero, stir, and cook 1 minute. Add peanut butter and coconut cream; simmer gently for 5 minutes. Stir in soy sauce, carrots, and basil. Simmer 1 more minute and set aside.
Assemble the Dish: Stack towel rolls on one side of a rectangular plate and drizzle with sauce, then place hot stones on the opposite side. In the center, create the “tub” with peanut chicken curry. Next, mold your teddy bear using rice and decorate with seaweed for eyes, nose, and paws. Position Teddy in the curry bath. Pour chilled horchata into the rimmed glass with ice cubes. Step back and admire your masterpiece: Teddy’s Day at the Spa!